“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”


not even risking that shit

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I just want to feel okay.


In grade 7, my geography teacher told me that 


backwards is naive, and that it’s really just tap water

and that was when I decided there is no good in the world and the government lies

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an attorney walks into a starbucks

orders a lawtte

I’m calling the police

I’ll order them a coppuccino while I wait

"what would you like with your coppuccino, sir?"

"just ice."

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Put a Symbol in my inbox?

‽ - I’m too shy to talk to you
✩ - You inspire me
☼ - You make me smile
☏ - I wish we’d talk more
✌- I want to get to know you
☺ - I want to be your friend
#- I want to thank you
✓ - I like you
♣ - I want to cuddle you
❀ - I think I’m falling for you
* - I want to kiss you
♥ - I’m in love with you
愛 - I love you
∞ - I want to date you
© - Will you be mine?

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